There is nothing like wiping your ass after a shit, only to wipe the shit on your balls

He's back

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Picture 2

Look familiar? Pic 1 was a freezeframe from the movie Snatch, THE greatest heist movie ever shot. Snatch is awesome. Fact. Like ice is cold, like shit is smelly. Its a fact.

And now on to Pic 2. While there may be many like me who hope and pray that it is a freezeframe taken from actual footage showing Silly Stallone getting his ass handed to him because he speaks like a retard who has chewed of half his tongue, I am sorry to say that christmas has not come early. Infact it was as if christmas will not ever come again


WTF is this shit AGAIN?!?!

Thats right. Pic 2 is from the trailer for Rocky Balboa a.k.a Rocky VI a.k.a Shitfest V. I say shitfest V and not VI cause Rocky I was actually good. But alas, how many times do you think practically the same storyline can be used over and over again before it gets boring? The right answer is 1, but Silly Stallone here thinks its at least 7, possibly infinity.

Seeing as Rocky V sucked more dick then Jenna Jameson, i suppose it was wise to try and emulate( and what i really mean here is blatantly copy ) the greatest boxing scene ever shown in a movie. EVER!! If you've watched the trailer and the movie, you'll know exactly what i mean.

While both pictures have the opponent to our valiant heroes pulling a stupid pursed-lips face in the immediate aftermath of hitting said heroes, the similarities to the pictures end there. For while Brad Pitt somehow manages to look cool as fuck EVEN while getting his face smashed in and his hair flapping about like a poodle, the same cant be said for Stallone, whose face is so damn flabby it looks like the belly of a 500-pound woman on a treadmill.

And while Brad in pic 1 is thinking "Good left hook mate, too bad i'm going to rearrange ur facial features in about 2 seconds", Silly in pic 2, and the 500-pound woman on the treadmill are thinking that eating that last doughnut was a huge mistake.

Oh and there is a Rambo IV coming out right after Rocky VI. GG