And so it begins...again

But first, it's time to gloat. It has been 3 months(or thereabouts) since all you cunts scoffed at my prediction and 2 months since you cunts cried into their pillow for missing out on a windfall of cash by not listening to said prediction. This is probably the slowest congratulation ever, but i'll say it anyway...I WAS FUCKIN' RIGHT! ! !

If Jesus had tatoos.. 1 - 1

Penalties. Grosso. 5-4. World Champs

Well with that outta the way back to what i originally intended to write about. The EPL has once again marched itself onto televisions and the minds of men (real men, not the faggot world-cup-shitheads) everywhere. While the football hiatus this year has been short thanks to the WC, its good to see them merry ol' men in red (manchester united not santa claus) return to the idiot box and mamaks everywhere to remind the viewers just how shit Liverpool are.

I'll skip the whole pre-season gossip about rooney/ronaldo, selling ruud and of course the countless "Sir-Alex-has-lost-the-plot" stories by saying this. 2 games, 8 goals, 1 conceded. And all of this before the Lord Gabriel of Heinze has pulled on his jersey for this season. God have mercy on the souls of Chelski, L'poo and the Arse. In Sir Alex we trust. Amen

Okay, maybe i'm being a bit to optimistic, I am certainly not blind to the fact tht 'Pool have got an ass kicking midfield (alonso has class oozing out his dickhole), chelsea have got oodles of roubles + shevchenko who i would like to have bear my children if it were medically possible and arsenal have...well they have "zinedine" cygan. Season looks like the toughest one in years especially if you factor in the pretenders. Spurs are looking the business and newcastle should do well now that they don't have a complete spastic as their manager.

The year has definately got better.