Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Boredom strikes back

Its 4.11 am and i am bored as fuckin shit. Did some work. Proceded to procrastinate for the next 5 hours, did like another hour of work and now i'm here. Because i have visited facebook like 5 times an hour for the last 5 hours. Because i have visited more or less blogs of everyone i know, everyone i dont know, and everyone i would like to get to know(cause they are hot babes). Because i have run out of episodes of the daily show to watch. Because there is no more liquor in my house. Because i have finished my pack of marlboros. Because there is no one on my msn worth talking to. And because all i have to look forward to is a 9am thermo lecture which i do not wish to attend in the morning.

Nouvelle Vague is the fuckin shit.

How can the phrase "fuckin shit" be used both to describe great delight (read: Nouvelle Vague) and great, well great shitness(read: mindnumbing boredom that has caused me to think of bollocks like this in the first place). Trust the English to come up with such a suspicious language. I bet its cause they like to pracrastinate as well.

Is there any movie character cooler than Tyler Durden? I mean seriously, Walker Texas Ranger has shit on Tyler, and that is saying something. Well Maximus comes pretty close but falls short because he wore a skirt. Sucks to be Roman. I suppose Darth Vader can challange Tyler in the badass motherfucker division, as can Jules Winfield. But alas, Darth went all soft and saved his pansy son Luke. Loser. Jules...well Jules didnt kill pumpkin. Poor form Jules, Tyler would've rinsed him. John McClane? Might've come close but its been like a decade since i've seen Die Hard and can remember pricisly fuck all from it so, well, fuck that. The Terminator was ice cool, but then he became Govenor of California. hmm..Mr. Pink possibly, too bad he was cool for being a snivelling, self centered faggot. Mr. Blonde sucked balls cause he got killed by some dude with his guts spilling all over the floor. I suppose Mickey (the pikey not the bloody mouse) is the only one true rival to Tyler, partly cause he likes dags, and more importantly cause my brain cant come up with anything else. So well, it seems Tyler Durden's biggest rival is....Tyler Durden. I'm so gonna be a schizo when i grow up

It's Christmas

well almost..and i am fuckin bored waiting to stuff myself silly with turkey and wine. Found some random shit online and nearly pissed myself laughing.



Congratulations to any of you who found that funny, you are as big a geek as i am.

On a seperate note, contrary to popular belief, Justin Timberlake did NOT bring sexy back, sexy was infact brought back by sigur ros'. But since all any radio station or MTV plays is music made by retards for retards, everyone was mourning the absence of sexy from all forms of society not knowing that it had already been gloriously brought back in an imaginary half-icelandic-half-pretentious-gibberish language that sigur ros' song in.

Speaking of MTV, i was watching the MTV VMAs(what is it with americans and abbreviations? i supppose they get confused by long sentences which would explain the death of the semi-colon). Anyway...watching the VMAs and it occured to me how fuckin full of themselves celebrities are. Seriously, all these award shows are just a way for the famous and the think-they-are-famous to have a giant wank all over each other. Whats more shocking is how interested everyone else is in watching this giant wankfest. Jesus, if you're that interested in watching celebrities molest themselves in public, just google paris hilton. Hours of fun gaurenteed.It also occured to me slightly after that i was also infact participating in the watching of said giant wankfest which i now so detest so in order to clense myself from all the bodily fluids now floating through my mind i shaved myself and took a bath in acid. Needless to say it is MTV 1-0 me. Bugger.

p/s: this post, as the sharp eyed might've guessed from the title was meant to be up bout a month ago, but because i really dont give a shit about this weblog (i absolutely detest the word blog), i didnt realise i didnt publish it. Not that anyone reads this shit anyways. If a leaf falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it fall, does it still make a sound?