Congratulations to any of you who found that funny, you are as big a geek as i am.
On a seperate note, contrary to popular belief, Justin Timberlake did NOT bring sexy back, sexy was infact brought back by sigur ros'. But since all any radio station or MTV plays is music made by retards for retards, everyone was mourning the absence of sexy from all forms of society not knowing that it had already been gloriously brought back in an imaginary half-icelandic-half-pretentious-gibberish language that sigur ros' song in.
Speaking of MTV, i was watching the MTV VMAs(what is it with americans and abbreviations? i supppose they get confused by long sentences which would explain the death of the semi-colon). Anyway...watching the VMAs and it occured to me how fuckin full of themselves celebrities are. Seriously, all these award shows are just a way for the famous and the think-they-are-famous to have a giant wank all over each other. Whats more shocking is how interested everyone else is in watching this giant wankfest. Jesus, if you're that interested in watching celebrities molest themselves in public, just google paris hilton. Hours of fun gaurenteed.It also occured to me slightly after that i was also infact participating in the watching of said giant wankfest which i now so detest so in order to clense myself from all the bodily fluids now floating through my mind i shaved myself and took a bath in acid. Needless to say it is MTV 1-0 me. Bugger.
p/s: this post, as the sharp eyed might've guessed from the title was meant to be up bout a month ago, but because i really dont give a shit about this weblog (i absolutely detest the word blog), i didnt realise i didnt publish it. Not that anyone reads this shit anyways. If a leaf falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it fall, does it still make a sound?
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