Va-va-voom

Right, so Proton is shitting money away like its the fucking rupiah. They need something to save them. The Persona was like making a lifefloat out of concrete. Plan B time. Sell out to VW perhaps? They're pretty handy with cars. Maybe steal another one of Mitsubishi's cars, rename it and pass it along as a Proton? Worked pretty well on the Perdana. Nope and nope. Their grand plan for salvation is this pile of regurgitated horse cum.

The "Muslim" car. Lady in headscarf optional

What exactly makes a Muslim car? Does it run on prayer? Will its exhaust fumes bring suffering upon all the infidels? Will it's horn sound out some cry for jihad? No again. They have, and i quote from the BBC on this,



"The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf."



So essentially what makes this car stand apart from the "non-Muslim" cars of the world is in fact just a glove box and a fucking compass. Lets hope they don't ever see any other car ever made since 1940. Further proof that Proton only employs mongoloids and spastics. Bless.