Thursday, October 09, 2008

Hell awaits your laughter

This is in poor taste.

But you will laugh.

And you will go to Hell.

It really isn't fair.

Oh dear.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Looking for the silver lining

Some luck would genuinely be much appreciated.

Or amnesia. Either way.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Religious Wars

Reason why the Germanic pagan belief is superior to Christianity.

Their god, Thor, has a sacred tree and wields a hammer.

Jesus died on a cross made out of wood.

Doesnt take a genius to figure that one out does it?

Thor 1 - 0 Jesus

In case you were wondering the sign on the cross above Jesus's head reads "Made by Thor. Quality craftsmanship since the start of time".

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Buddha Fire

- Pele is the world's biggest shit. Who the fuck appointed him football god of the Earth. He's not even the best Brazillian player, that would be Garrincha. He should just shut the fuck up and die.

- Kenny Sia is a fat fucking cunt. I hope he chokes on a dick and shuts the fuck up and dies.

- There is no one in arcade gaming cooler than Dhalsim. Don't think so? Shut the fuck up and die.

- If there is any proof there is a God, it is that perfect weather only arrives when exams are about, thus proving he is evil, just like everything else in this world.

- I joke, there is no God but this way it makes it easier to blame someone.

- Self-righteous health muppets should all shut the fuck up and die. I don't want to hear your thoughts on smokers are and what they should do with their fags. Not unless you want to hear my thoughts on how I can extiguish it by shoving it down your throat to extinguish the life out of your lungs you grotesque waste of oxygen.

- Enviromentalist should all shut the fuck up and die. For the good of the enviroment. Their lack of respiration will help reduce carbon emissions and their decaying bodies can be used as fertiliser for the regeneration of forests.

- No one fucking cares about Tibet. China may just be a giant asshole, but so are you.

- Everyone should dance to Joy Division, and appreciate the irony.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Are you a giant vagina?

..why yes, yes you are.

Saturday, November 17, 2007


Right, so Proton is shitting money away like its the fucking rupiah. They need something to save them. The Persona was like making a lifefloat out of concrete. Plan B time. Sell out to VW perhaps? They're pretty handy with cars. Maybe steal another one of Mitsubishi's cars, rename it and pass it along as a Proton? Worked pretty well on the Perdana. Nope and nope. Their grand plan for salvation is this pile of regurgitated horse cum.

The "Muslim" car. Lady in headscarf optional

What exactly makes a Muslim car? Does it run on prayer? Will its exhaust fumes bring suffering upon all the infidels? Will it's horn sound out some cry for jihad? No again. They have, and i quote from the BBC on this,

"The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf."

So essentially what makes this car stand apart from the "non-Muslim" cars of the world is in fact just a glove box and a fucking compass. Lets hope they don't ever see any other car ever made since 1940. Further proof that Proton only employs mongoloids and spastics. Bless.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007


Sent to me from heaven... are my world