Friday, May 26, 2006

Dance motherfucker, dance

Should the passing of time be celebrated? Or feared? Each day that goes by is a day closer to summer. Freedom. Sandy beaches, good company, the WORLD FUCKIN' CUP!! alcohol, ciggs, and probably my last true carefree, commitmentless holiday. On the other hand, like the proverbial calm before the storm, lying in wait, is the Hell standing infront of my Heaven, reminding me that above all else, i'm still merely a mortal. Okay...i'm sidetracking abit. What i mean is..the dreaded EXAMS. Every student knows it, dreads it, loathes it. And if you don't, you are a fucking freak of nature.

While it is tempting to follow the Fight Club notion that you are really only truly free once you've hit bottom, I throughly lack the charisma..not to mention an alter ego cool enough to organise a renegade movement capable of blowing up a city. And sinceI intend to have some semblence of a future, the stressing over exams, or rather stressing over how much i know which has relevence to my exams are a yearly ritual. My nights are filled with the what if's...and if only's. "If only i turned up for any of my 25 math lectures", "what if i stayed home and finished my coursework instead of partying all night getting pissed and handing it in with fresh vomit".

Too little to late i suppose. And all this thinking has made me hungry..I suppose in the end life shouldn't be taken too seriously. Afterall, none of us are getting out of it alive.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

FIRST!!1!11!

Well, well well...where to begin?

Its exam period...well for those of you..who like me are fortunate enough to be studying in the UK. And exam period therefore invariably means that I'll do anything to avoid doing any actual work. And if you are reading this virgin of virginal posts, chances are you are like me. Having throughly exhausted just about any and every internet site of interest, forums, porn, football related shit, porn, poker, gaming sites, yet more porn, blogs, ebay, music and then some more porn, I have decided to start this "blog" as my next avenue to keep me from having to revise thermodynamics. And for those foolish enough to know what thermodynamics is, you'll understand my reason for starting this gay gay GAY activity known as blogging.

This could be the gayest thing I've ever done...well except for the time when...well...never mind. That should be another story for another day.

And for all you politically correct twats out there, when i make references to something being gay, its not cause being gay is bad or anything. I am by no means a homophobe. Its just retarded.

Fuck this. I've spent enough time signing up and cocking about on here. This html bullshit is really confuddling my already saturated brain.

Till I'm bored again....