Hell awaits your laughter

This is in poor taste.

But you will laugh.

And you will go to Hell.

It really isn't fair.

Oh dear.

Looking for the silver lining

Some luck would genuinely be much appreciated.

Or amnesia. Either way.

Religious Wars

Reason why the Germanic pagan belief is superior to Christianity.

Their god, Thor, has a sacred tree and wields a hammer.

Jesus died on a cross made out of wood.

Doesnt take a genius to figure that one out does it?

Thor 1 - 0 Jesus

In case you were wondering the sign on the cross above Jesus's head reads "Made by Thor. Quality craftsmanship since the start of time".

Buddha Fire

- Pele is the world's biggest shit. Who the fuck appointed him football god of the Earth. He's not even the best Brazillian player, that would be Garrincha. He should just shut the fuck up and die.

- Kenny Sia is a fat fucking cunt. I hope he chokes on a dick and shuts the fuck up and dies.

- There is no one in arcade gaming cooler than Dhalsim. Don't think so? Shut the fuck up and die.

- If there is any proof there is a God, it is that perfect weather only arrives when exams are about, thus proving he is evil, just like everything else in this world.

- I joke, there is no God but this way it makes it easier to blame someone.

- Self-righteous health muppets should all shut the fuck up and die. I don't want to hear your thoughts on smokers are and what they should do with their fags. Not unless you want to hear my thoughts on how I can extiguish it by shoving it down your throat to extinguish the life out of your lungs you grotesque waste of oxygen.

- Enviromentalist should all shut the fuck up and die. For the good of the enviroment. Their lack of respiration will help reduce carbon emissions and their decaying bodies can be used as fertiliser for the regeneration of forests.

- No one fucking cares about Tibet. China may just be a giant asshole, but so are you.

- Everyone should dance to Joy Division, and appreciate the irony.

Are you a giant vagina?

..why yes, yes you are.