Monday, June 19, 2006

The world cup has started. And it is royally pissing me off, but not for footballing reasons mind you. I'm not one of those man-women, i.e. males who say they dont like football...or worse, any form of sporting activity. I mean for fuck's sake, why not cut off ur 'nads and turn them into earrings.

Football is my life. Well i would like it to be, and i have seen every...yes EVERY game of this tourney including the iran and saudi arabia games.

What pisses me off about the world cup is the people.

The "yeah-i-love-football-but-only-once-every-4-years" fans.

All the losers who think football is stupid but because its the world cup and there is all the hype, and because they dont wanna look like a complete ignoramus. start chatting shit and telling ME he thinks Italy wont win cause they are boring? Fuck off. HAving tactics doesn't make you a shit team, a lack of tactics, like the English however will condemn you to another 40 years of failure. Lets face it, lumping it long to Crouch every single time you're not winning a game by 55 mins is not a fuckin' world beating tactic.Which leads me to my next point..

Fuckin English supporters. Who on earth put it in your mind that you are God's gift to football. That gift has already beeen given. Its called Manchester United. Get over yourselves. This is not your year nor will it ever be as long as Frank LampLARD continues playing in your midfield.

Brazillian supporters. I mean fair enough if you're Brazillian and all, or even if you've been supporting them through the late 80's when they won fuck all. But the whole bandwagon jumping because of all the Nike ad's which make this brazillian team seem like the champions already. I mean fuck off man. Where were you in 2002 when everyone said that the brazil team were the worst in 20 years? You lot are an embarresment to the sport. Glory hunters are to football what rape is to women.

Oh and finally, THE most annoying thing about the world cup fever is..
Women. You didnt know shit then. You dont know shit now. How good looking Beckham is isnt worth a shit to me.
Fuck off already

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